invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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  • jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
  • mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR
  • mcbushpig:

    when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

    okaywork:

    when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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    zohbugg:

    if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

    khaleesi-lyss:

Goals

    heyfunniest:

    HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HER

    queen-of-the-lesbians:

✌ I do promo for promo, just ask. ✌
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    queen-of-the-lesbians:

    I do promo for promo, just ask.

    roseyanon:

    sharkthemepark:

    TINY KITTY

    oHNO WHY IS IT SO TINY OHYGOSH

    coltre:

" I am not in love with you. I am in love with the idea of you. If it’s any consolation, you’re the best idea I’ve ever had. I’m sorry. "

    coltre:

    " I am not in love with you. I am in love with the idea of you. If it’s any consolation, you’re the best idea I’ve ever had. I’m sorry. "